Why We Split Up

She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore. Too bad, but I would have to quit drinking. Then the next day I caught her spending $65.00 on a tiny bottle of make-up.  I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that wasn't necessary, that's what the beer was for! Besides, my beer was 40 bucks cheaper. I don't think she's coming back…