Blonde Coworker

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get

the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. I went

into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers who is blonde

came in and asked me what I was doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're going crazy," he

said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out. The blonde started following me and the Boss

asked where she was going. She said, "I can't work in the dark."