Slip Of Tongue

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" 
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do." 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" 
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." 

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" 
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" 
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" 
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." 

WIFE: - - -silence - - 
HUSBAND: "oh hell"