Mrs. Know-All

A man saw his neighbor holding onto a restless and agitated pig
"What r u planning to do with that?"

"I'm carrying it indoors to put it in the bathtub."

"Why would you want do that?"

"Well you see its my wife. She's one of those women who knows everything. I tell her that the price of petrol has shot up again.........she says I know.

I tell her Francis down the street is getting divorced she says I know that, too.
Well tomorrow morning, since she always gets up before me, I'll wait for her to come running to me screaming.."there is a pig in bathroom!!!!! there is a pig in the bathroom!!!"

And I'll just turn to her & say..."Yeah, I know."