IT Acronyms

PCMCIA : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN : It Still Does Nothing

APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM : I Blame Microsoft

DEC : Do Expect Cuts

CA : Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 : Obsolete Soon, Too

SCSI : System Can't See It

DOS : Defunct Operating System

BASIC : Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

WWW : World Wide Wait